So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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