so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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