marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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