well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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