I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
