Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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