it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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