glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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