there's paper in my vomit.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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