i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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