Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
