i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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