If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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