So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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