when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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