Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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