"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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