Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
false alarm. still invincible.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Randomize
