Non-Jews are for practice
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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