I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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