i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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