just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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