How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I know her cup size but not her name....
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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