If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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