Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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