yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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