She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
