worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
