Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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