Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I am available for nakedness
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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