Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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