ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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