Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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