Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
