Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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