i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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