so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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