yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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