"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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