You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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