i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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