just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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