nut hugger
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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