I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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