Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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