Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
