But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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