When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you didnt know i had herpes?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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