i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So many bounce houses so little time
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I think my moral compass just broke
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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