I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
false alarm. still invincible.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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