i think my mom watched the whole time
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
how does that bad decision feel?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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