I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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