Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Randomize
